Your legs give out by lunch. Your lungs burn after 20 minutes. Your knees hate you for weeks after. Sound familiar? We fix that.
The Alpines is a 12-week training programme that lives in an app on your phone. It turns regular humans into the kind of people who ski first lift to last chair, and summit mountains without wanting to die.
Sunday stroll up a hill? Multi-day hut-to-hut adventure? Full send to La Folie Douce? We get you there.
£60 one-time. 12 weeks of training. 30-day guarantee.
Your workouts, progress, and tracking in your pocket.
Follow the plan. Watch yourself become annoyingly fit.
Every workout planned, every rep counted. Written by actual humans who ski and hike (not a robot who thinks burpees are fun). Just show up and do what the app says.
Workouts evolve every 5 weeks so you don't plateau doing the same boring routine. The app tracks everything and makes sure you're progressing, not just showing up.
Stuck on an exercise? Confused about something? Ask the coach directly in the app. A real person replies. Revolutionary, we know.
Use our free Trip Readiness Calculator to get an honest assessment of your preparation level - and find out what you can still do.
Check Your ReadinessFour things that separate “I need a break” people from “one more run” people. We train all four.
Your legs currently have a noon deadline. We extend it to last chair. No more being the one who taps out while everyone else keeps sending it.
That gasping, seeing-stars feeling at the summit? Gone. Breathe easy while your friends question their life choices.
Touring gear, 40L pack, questionable amount of snacks. Your back won't break and your shoulders won't scream. Pack mule mode: activated.
Sore legs shouldn't ruin your trip. Recovery protocols that mean day 2 doesn't feel like death and you can still make après.
You'll spend more on one day's skiing than 3 months of getting actually good at it.
The full program, self-guided
30-day money-back guarantee. No questions asked.
12 weeks. £60 one-time. If you're not stronger after 30 days, full refund. No questions asked.
Get Started - £60